February 2012
makindharma asked: How is asking for a picture to...
softowl:
villainsgoleft:
softowl:
it’s invasive. if done politely and in a friendly way it doesn’t have to be rude but the one i just answered was pretty thoughtless. guess what, i’m a human being. i don’t owe anyone anything! i’m not a very public person and i don’t like splattering my face over everything.
i’m kinda exhausted by all this stuff right now but i bet there are people...
marththebland:
always don’t say never
bieber fever (:
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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"Mic"helle Arf
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Michelle Arf's "War" Against ""Indie" Music"
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Marxist-Socialists Jokes, by Jesse Eisenberg →
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hi it's austin again someone please reblog all of...
especially goose whisperer
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I wish I could say that post was in all caps because I accidentally hit capslock but Austin’s devil computer doesn’t actually have one
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I ALREADY LOST AUSTIN A FOLLOWER
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Austin and my best friend had an entire conversation through goose noises
it was my job to translate
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I’m supposed to be trying to eavesdrop on people for a writing assignment but every conversation I listen in on ends up being in a language I don’t understand
it usually takes me several minutes to realize this
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For the time being, Randi is running my blog,...
This is Randi.
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Reading things David Foster Wallace wrote or said...
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On Writing. (A bit long. Sorry.)
neil-gaiman:
I got up this morning, and read the thirty or so questions that people had left in the last 8 hours. And apart from the few that wanted to tell me that, honestly, there’s nothing in the whole world like a photo of a gentleman holding a small yellow chainsaw, most of the rest of them were writing questions, about how you start writing and how you continue, and how you keep going when...
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vondell-swain:
did you guys know that swans can reach wingspans up to 10 feet
that’s crazy
you know what’s even crazier? herons
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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motoroladroid:
Bill Hitchert isn’t “trolling” the people he talks to. He’s simply interacting with them as an overly eager, clueless, enthusiastic businessman would. He isn’t trying to upset or get a rise out of them. That would be trolling.
The joke is that he’s an outsider interacting with people whom he doesnt know or understand. The joke is that he’s simply interacting as a normal...
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I dig my hole,
archaemic:
jitmakesstuff:
lexxerduglas:
you build a wall.
<3
Some day your bird is gonna fly.
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I am going to make a regular habit of submitting...
Because I’m realizing that I am competent enough as a writer to write the sort of things that are featured there, and also because three writers with my last name have been featured which I think says good things about my chances. Also because Jesse Eisenberg has published several pieces there, and did you see 30 Minutes Or Less?
Anyway, I’ve written an 840-word piece that fits into...
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frizl:
PHOTOGRAPHS
OF
THE SPIDERMAN
PARKER!!!!
dammit, parker, how did you even get a myspace angle picture of spider-man
wait
is that the bathroom down the hall?
why was spider-man taking photos of himself in the daily bugle bathroom?
what the hell, parker, i can’t use this shit
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marththebland:
Recent studies by a team of researchers led by Dr. Leo Spaceman, head of the Department of Gullibility and Idiocy Studies at the University of Fake University Land found that over 93% of people will immediately believe anything they read if it has the appearance of a news article. “I can’t believe how stupid everyone is. It is truly shocking. My job is so depressing. I hate...
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paint your own nebula →
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cashcrab:
Watching Sam Canning get all the messages about the SNL sketch is like watching the Shawshank Redemption for the second time, when you already know Tim Robbins didn’t actually commit the crime he’s in jail for. Maybe Sam Canning will continue getting those messages for the next 19 years until he finishes digging a tunnel in the wall of his room and crawls through it to escape to Mexico...
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I'm done with the second draft of this story. Is...
It’s a short story that according to Google Docs is 13 pages (although Google Docs seems to run a little shorter than normal?), so while it’s not a quick read it’s not exactly a long read either!
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beesmygod:
segoli replied to your post: !!!!! IMPORTANTISH TEXT POST !!!!?????
these are all things I am interested in reading, especially the bears part; god, bea, get some actually bad tags
#anal prolapse unicorn chocolate cockatiel snuff porn
guess what tag I’m tracking now, everyone
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Can I just say: Every time someone says (and...
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heronqueenblues replied to your post: this might be sacrilegious but I really prefer the mountain goats’ hifi to their lofi
yeah and John became just a better songwriter! and this is from a mountain goat’s fanatic
well and I’m not even looking at the songwriting because even among the albums I’ve listened to there are a lot of albums I’ve listened to once and it’s...
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this might be sacrilegious but I really prefer the...
it’s not that their lofi music is bad, it’s just that I find the hifi things much more enjoyable and calming to listen to
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alexandra-lopez asked: I began writing a novel six...
neil-gaiman:
It’s probably just a sign that you’re about 2/3 of the way through the book, and having that drop off that happens around then. As I explained in my NaNoWriMo pep talk…
By now you’re probably ready to give up. You’re past that first fine furious rapture when every character and idea is new and entertaining. You’re not yet at the momentous downhill slide to the end, when words and...
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queef three times to go home